Matilda: Do you think Bigfoot is real?

Sammy: Some guy in Texas says he has pictures of him.

Matilda: Those turned out to be Photoshopped.

Sammy: How do you know?

Matilda: I studied photo re-touching in Obedience School.

Sammy:  I thought that was just for sitting and staying and stuff.

Matilda: I was in the Advanced Class.

Sammy: Oh … Do you think Bigfoot is real?

Matilda: Yeah.

Sammy: Uh oh.