Sung to the tune of “White Christmas“, with apologies to Irving Berlin and junk scientists everywhere.
I’m dreaming of a wet Christmas,
Just like the ones Al Gore predicts.
Where Big Al is frowning and we’re all drowning;
Although, real science contradicts.
I’m dreaming of a wet Christmas,
With ev’ry panic hawk like Al.
Michael Mann and IPCC,
All on settled sciences agree.
I’m dreaming of a wet Christmas
Like hokey data models show,
Where the tides are rising and boats capsizing,
And we’ve no place left to go.
I’m dreaming of a wet Christmas
With global climate change to fear.
Nobel Al will snigger and sneer
While his Warmists freeze to death next year.
