Don’t be hasty.

We know what it looks like. We do. Really. It looks like we’re on the couch, huh?

If we were you, we’d think so, too. We would. But we know you’ve told us a million times to stay off the couch. So, why would you think we’d be on it? Seriously.

We were thinking about it. Well … one of us was. But we both decided against. We did. Honest.