by Mark O'Brien | Feb 6, 2015
Uh … that thing keeps staring at me. Hello? Are you listening? It’s starting to creep me out, to tell you the truth. What is that anyway? A pillow? A mask? Does it ever blink? Can’t it just go away?
by Mark O'Brien | Jan 30, 2015
Salem would like you to know he’s not exactly green, but he swears he’s recyclable. Our theory, however, is that he stows away in the reusable shopping bag because he likes to go to the store and cruise the cat-food aisle.
by Mark O'Brien | Jan 23, 2015
Sammy’s decided to create an act in which he imitates small power tools. In this photo, he’s doing his best jigsaw imitation. We thought it was pretty good. But the judges said it lacked authenticity. So, he took a nap.
by Mark O'Brien | Jan 16, 2015
Guess which one of these two thinks he’s the big guy: A. Tar (on the left) B. Crush (on the right) C. None of the above D. All of the above The winner will have to fight these two for a box of Milk Bones.
by Mark O'Brien | Jan 2, 2015
Every year, in the eight weeks between Christmas and Valentine’s Day, a number of things can be counted on to take place. Each is a measure of our inexplicable humanity: First, the holiday season will vanish, leaving us to realize our spirits are none the kinder,...
