The Case of the Missing Brand: Part Deux

The Case of the Missing Brand: Part Deux

After learning Johnson’s fate at IDS, I called my buddy, Millwood, at The Bugle: “Millie. It’s O’Brien. “What’s up, OB?” “You ever heard of a company called Intergalactic Data Services?” “Yeah. Matter of...
The Case of the MIA Brand: Part One

The Case of the MIA Brand: Part One

You might remember the first caper I reported here. If not, don’t worry. Most folks forget me almost as fast as my ex-wives do. Just in case, I’ll fill you in: I’m a private brand detective. Most of the mysteries I’m hired to solve have to do...
It’s Not Easy Being Green

It’s Not Easy Being Green

Salem would like you to know he’s not exactly green, but he swears he’s recyclable. Our theory, however, is that he stows away in the reusable shopping bag because he likes to go to the store and cruise the cat-food aisle.
Incognito Cat

Incognito Cat

Sammy’s decided to create an act in which he imitates small power tools. In this photo, he’s doing his best jigsaw imitation. We thought it was pretty good. But the judges said it lacked authenticity. So, he took a nap.
Knowing Write from Wrong: Part 2

Knowing Write from Wrong: Part 2

At a large corporation for which I once worked, my boss’s boss told one of my internal clients (I love that phrase) — a gentleman who disagreed with my counsel on a matter of communication and went over my head to report his pique — to ignore me because,...