I’m All Set With the Internet of Things

I’m All Set With the Internet of Things

Kleptus vocabularis is rearing its ugly head again. That’s right. The Internet of Things has finally slithered its way into the trendy, mainstream business lexicon and given the jargoneers something old to feel good about. Just shoot me: The Internet of Things...
Marketing Should Be Simple

Marketing Should Be Simple

With a caveat here and a caveat there, another over here for good measure, and one more for the road, we’re on the record: We don’t have to like inbound marketing and marketing-automation tools, but they’re here to stay. And all that...
The Case of the Missing Brand: Part Deux

The Case of the Missing Brand: Part Deux

After learning Johnson’s fate at IDS, I called my buddy, Millwood, at The Bugle: “Millie. It’s O’Brien. “What’s up, OB?” “You ever heard of a company called Intergalactic Data Services?” “Yeah. Matter of...
The Case of the MIA Brand: Part One

The Case of the MIA Brand: Part One

You might remember the first caper I reported here. If not, don’t worry. Most folks forget me almost as fast as my ex-wives do. Just in case, I’ll fill you in: I’m a private brand detective. Most of the mysteries I’m hired to solve have to do...

Mirror, Mirror

In the late ’90s, I was invited to pitch the annual report business of the now-defunct Outpost.com. While there, I asked the Communications Director about the results of their recent television spot. She said, “Oh! The spot won all kinds of awards! The...
Science Friction

Science Friction

I recently read a blog post, “Lead Behaviors not Lead Scores”, by Josh Hill, and a book, Great Sky River, by Gregory Benford. The latter opened my eyes to the former. In Great Sky River, the last of humanity fights to survive on Snowglade, pursued by...