Oh, Look! An Ambulance!

Oh, Look! An Ambulance!

This was quite the morning. First, I read this, from my horoscope: How exactly do you hold onto your ideals in a world where it seems like the whole game is rigged for greed, competition, and conformity? Then I read this — “John Edwards (yes, that one) looks to...
The Hum of Technology

The Hum of Technology

I read a post the other day by a British chap who wrote that, when he arrived at his office at 7:30 one morning, the only sound he could hear was the background hum of technology. I immediately wondered: How did he know it wasn’t tinnitus? If you clicked on the...
Glass Half Full

Glass Half Full

Four days ago, the buzzkills at The Atlantic ran a glass-half-empty article intended to scare the bejesus out of us: “Hangovers: They’re Costing the U.S. Economy”. (The reason for its intent is neither stated nor clear.) It shared the results of a...
Droning On

Droning On

I’m not easily rattled by big numbers. But this one got my attention: “Drone Operator Fined $1.9 Million”. I immediately wondered, “Geez. What the hell did the guy do?” It turns out he violated FAA regulations for operating in Class B...
Swizzle Sticks and Stones

Swizzle Sticks and Stones

I’ve been looking for some constructive recreational activities with which to fill my idle time, ideally one that also would land me in the news. I can’t believe this one got by me. A dude from Copemish earned his 15 minutes of fame the other day by...